10 Scary and True Stories From the Deep Woods


There are things way worse than bigfoot in the deep woods, things you might accidentally run into if you're out there looking. Here's some frightening stories of some of those things.

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    1. Careful, he's a little sensitive at having his nationality disclosed. Cyber-stalkers don't like the taste of their own medicine see.

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    2. ^ gets large doses fed by spoon every day and like the small boy he is he has to be held down and has his nose pinched

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  2. I can tell lots of scary stories from the "woods" area of my bottom...and they`re all true...I want to whisper them in your ear my sweet boy.

    Joe

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    1. ^ crap like this is all you have

      No wonder your all alone

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    2. ^ try learning to spell correctly you imbecile...

      meanwhile,until you do,would you like to sniff my ass-crack? ...there are little pieces of turd stuck to the hairs just for you

      Joe

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  3. YEP....STILL NO BIGFOOT BODY, SHOCKINGMonday, September 18, 2017 at 7:44:00 AM PDT

    Ha, you are wrong like with everything else Mr Sloping Archaic Skull, at least you're consistent in being wrong

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  4. YEP....STILL NO BIGFOOT BODY, SHOCKINGMonday, September 18, 2017 at 8:51:00 AM PDT

    Oops, no flesh and muscle, feet look so similar, can't tell differences, ha, ha ,ha ,ha, you sure are something special, they tell you that at school?

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    1. I know I shouldn't... I really, really know I shouldn't, but it's just so f'n tempting see him meltdown??

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    2. YEP....STILL NO BIGFOOT BODY, SHOCKINGMonday, September 18, 2017 at 9:38:00 AM PDT

      You shouldn't bother, you can't back up a thing you say anyway

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    3. Hello friend Iktomi, do you like the stench from my flie infested clam?

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  5. I'm from Leeds, Bigfoot are spruce trees, I have witnesses who will back up my amazing stories and I've got some plaster casts with dermal ridges and a giant turd in a box, all proof of Bigfoot right Iktomi?

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    1. Yes, turds are proof of Bigfoot

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    2. I had a bigfoot turd in a box but a UFO created a interdimensional portal and it went away. Either that or the CIA broke into my house and stole it and are storing it at area 51.

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    3. Your problem is using a box for storage. You need some jars. I hear they won't touch them if in jars ;-)

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