Dear mr max planck institute is it still ok for me to put this Steaming hot Stool sample (that is in my hand as we speak) in my refrigerator? Or is that obsolete due to the abandonment of writing for Science? MMC
MMC, feces never faces obsolescence, even in a written word vacuum kept afloat by oral traditions. In my capacity at MPI, I generally smear evidence facially, warpaint-style, and then refrigerate "iktomi" that is not caked on face or hands.
Ok,Well heck,, I better get a move on down to my local news paper whilest the Stool Sample is still Hot steaming fresh ,and show the WORLD my proof of 100% hot fresh bigfoot STOOL! THIS MUST BE DOCUMENTED OR ELSE SOMEBODY WILL CALL ME A ,,HOXER!!
Rumors abound on whether or not Finding Bigfoot will continue, but hopeful news is on the horizon. Snake Oil Productions, the production company responsible for Finding Bigfoot, is seeking a permit for filming in the Monterey, Virginia area. Monterey lies between the Monongahela and George Washington National Forests. Definitely a good place to look for bigfoot. We can only speculate if this means Finding Bigfoot has been signed on for additional seasons, or if perhaps a new bigfoot show is in the works. We'll keep you updated on any further announcements for sure.
Editor's Note: This is a guest post by Suzie M., a sasquatch enthusiast. Crypto-linguists believe that the species known Bigfoot/Sasquatch/Yeti/Yowie ect speak and understand a complex language, which by all accounts seems to stem from Asia. When one listens to it there is definitely a sense of it being Chinese or Japanese. It is a very odd mix of sounds, clicks and what could be actual words. This is the reason some experts are looking into the Asian dialect theory, some have said it could be a lost dialect, which was carried from Asia by the Bigfoot species that colonised America.
This story was circulating the internet way back in 2004, or maybe as far back as 1999. Back when everybody was on 56k dial-up modems and a "Facebook" was just a regular book with directory listing of names and headshots. This story was so disturbing and so shocking that nobody believed it at the time. It was the Robert Lindsay " Bear Hunter: Two Bigfoots Shot and DNA Samples Taken " story of the time. And like Robert's Bear Hunter story , this witness didn't have a name. The only thing known about the witness is that this person was a government employee, anonymous of course. The author of the story was a science teacher named Thom Powell who believe it really happened and that the whole story was an elaborate cover-up. Powell said the anonymous government employee alerted the BFRO about a 7.5 feet long/tall burn victim with "multiple burns on hands, feet, legs and body; some 2nd and 3rd degree burns". Sadly, there was no DNA samples taken from
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DeleteDear mr max planck institute is it still ok for me to put this Steaming hot Stool sample (that is in my hand as we speak) in my refrigerator?
DeleteOr is that obsolete due to the abandonment of writing for Science?
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MMC, feces never faces obsolescence, even in a written word vacuum kept afloat by oral traditions. In my capacity at MPI, I generally smear evidence facially, warpaint-style, and then refrigerate "iktomi" that is not caked on face or hands.
DeleteOk,Well heck,, I better get a move on down to my local news paper whilest the Stool Sample is still Hot steaming fresh ,and show the WORLD my proof of 100% hot fresh bigfoot STOOL! THIS MUST BE DOCUMENTED OR ELSE SOMEBODY WILL CALL ME A ,,HOXER!!
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